[AWOO] 2
[CLICKING] 3
[HINGES CREAKING] 4
[CLICKING] 5
[HINGES CREAKING] 6
[CLICKING] 7
[HINGES CREAKING] 8
[SPLASH] 9
[AWOO] 10
[WE WISH YOU 11
A MERRY CHRISTMAS PLAYS] 12
- ♪ OH, IT'S CHRISTMAS IN ♪ 13
♪ THE PLAYHOUSE ♪ 14
♪ AND OUR HEARTS ♪ 15
♪ ARE ALL AGLOW ♪ 16
♪ AS WE WELCOME YOU 17
TO THE PLAYHOUSE ♪ 18
♪ AND TO PEE-WEE'S 19
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ♪ 20
♪ OH, THE HOLIDAYS ♪ 21
♪ ARE HERE AGAIN ♪ 22
♪ PEACE ON EARTH, 23
GOOD WILL, AND CHEER ♪ 24
♪ AS WE WISH YOU 25
SEASONS GREETINGS ♪ 26
♪ AT THIS SPECIAL ♪ 27
♪ TIME OF YEAR... ♪♪ 28
- CHRISTMAS! 29
HELLO, EVERYBODY! 30
MY NAME'S PEE-WEE! 31
WHAT'S YOURS? 32
WELCOME TO MY SPECIAL 33
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL, 34
STARRING ME--PEE-WEE HERMAN 35
AND... 36
PTERRI... 37
CONKY... 38
GLOBEY... 39
FLOORY... 40
COOL CAT, CHICKY BABY, 41
AND DIRTY DOG... 42
CHAIRRY... 43
THE FLOWERS, THE FISH, 44
CLOCKY... 45
MR. KITE... 46
- ANNETTE! 47
- PENNY, RANDY, COUNTESS... 48
MAGIC SCREEN. 49
SAY HELLO TO MR. WINDOW. 50
THE ANTS, 51
THE DINOSAUR FAMILY, 52
BILLY BALONEY... 53
AND THE FOOD 54
IN THE REFRIGERATOR... 55
ALSO STARRING 56
COWBOY CURTIS... 57
MISS YVONNE... 58
RICARDO... 59
MRS. RENE... 60
THE KING OF CARTOONS... 61
REBA THE MAIL LADY... 62
AND JAMBI... 63
AND MY SPECIAL 64
SPECIAL GUEST STARS-- 65
FRANKIE AVALON... 66
CHARO... 67
THE DEL RUBIO TRIPLETS... 68
ANNETTE FUNICELLO... 69
WHOOPI GOLDBERG... 70
MAGIC JOHNSON... 71
GRACE JONES... 72
K.D. LANG... 73
LITTLE RICHARD... 74
JOAN RIVERS... 75
DINAH SHORE... 76
OPRAH WINFREY... 77
AND PRINCESS ZSA ZSA! 78
♪ OH, IT'S CHRISTMAS 79
IN THE PLAYHOUSE ♪ 80
♪ AND WE'RE GONNA 81
HAVE A LOT OF FUN ♪ 82
♪ MERRY CHRISTMAS, 83
EVERYBODY ♪ 84
♪ MERRY CHRISTMAS, 85
EVERYONE... ♪ 86
- ♪ PEE-WEE'S CHRISTMAS ♪ 87
♪ MERRY, MERRY 88
CHRISTMAS ♪ 89
♪ PEE-WEE'S CHRISTMAS ♪ 90
♪ MERRY, MERRY 91
CHRISTMAS ♪ 92
♪ PEE-WEE'S CHRISTMAS ♪ 93
♪ MERRY, MERRY 94
CHRISTMAS... ♪ 95
- ♪ ONE... ♪♪ 96
HA HA! 97
AND A MOPED, 98
AND I WANT 99
A WOOD-BURNING KIT. 100
MAKE THAT A DELUXE 101
WOOD-BURNING KIT. 102
HMM, NEW SPACE HELMET, 103
WALKIE-TALKIES... 104
WHAT WOULD YOU PUT 105
ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST 106
IF YOU WERE ME? 107
A NEW CAR? 108
HMM. 109
COOKING UTENSILS? 110
ECCH! 111
HMM. 112
CASH? 113
GOOD IDEA. 114
ALWAYS A PRACTICAL GIFT. 115
HMM. YO-YO? 116
PUT YO-YO 117
ON THE LIST, CONKY. 118
- B-B-BUT, PEE-WEE, YOU 119
ALREADY HAVE A YO-YO. 120
- I DO? 121
- A-A-A-AFFIRMATIVE. 122
♪ 123
♪ 124
♪ 125
♪ 126
♪ ♪ 127
♪ 128
♪ ♪ 129
♪ ♪ 130
- OK. 131
HA-HA. 132
HMM! 133
HEH-HEH. 134
OHH! 135
HA HA HA! 136
I DO HAVE A YO-YO! 137
HEH HEH HEH. 138
WALK THE DOG! 139
- [BARKING] 140
- ROUND THE WORLD! 141
UH-OH! LOOK OUT AT HOME! 142
UH-OH. 143
BETTER PUT A NEW CAMERA 144
ON THE LIST, CONKY. 145
HA HA! 146
ALL RIGHT, CONKY, 147
IN CONCLUSION, 148
ADD TO THAT 149
A PUP TENT, 150
FOOTBALL, 151
NEW TRAIN SET, 152
SET OF ENCYCLOPEDIAS, 153
AND, UH, 154
ONE OF THOSE DOLLS 155
YOU FILL UP WITH 156
THE GOOEY-GOOPEY STUFF. 157
HEH HEH. 158
SIGN IT, UM... 159
MOST SINCERELY YOURS, 160
ESPECIALLY DURING 161
THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, 162
YOUR PAL, WHO'S BEEN 163
VERY, VERY, VERY, 164
VERY, VERY GOOD 165
ALL THIS WHOLE YEAR LONG, 166
PEE-WEE-- 167
I'M NOT KIDDING 168
ABOUT HOW GOOD I'VE BEEN-- 169
HERMAN. HEH HEH. 170
OH, P.S... 171
I REALLY HAVE 172
BEEN GOOD. 173
PLEASE BELIEVE ME, 174
SANTA, PLEASE! 175
PLEASE AND THANK YOU. 176
I'VE PRACTICALLY 177
BEEN AN ANGEL. 178
- G-G-GEE, PEE-WEE, 179
DO YOU THINK YOU 180
ASKED FOR ENOUGH? 181
- HMM, NO, BUT I DIDN'T 182
WANT TO APPEAR TO BE GREEDY. 183
HEH HEH! 184
PRINT THAT OUT, 185
WILL YOU, CONKY? 186
- S-S-S-SURE, 187
P-P-PEE-W-W-W-WEE... 188
- ENVELOPE. 189
HA HA! 190
CHRISTMAS LIST. 191
OOH, EXCELLENT, CONKY. 192
[DOORBELL CHIMES] 193
- OH, IT LOOKS 194
LIKE SOMEONE'S 195
MAKING OUT ANOTHER 196
CHRISTMAS LIST. 197
- HI, MISS YVONNE! 198
MERRY CHRISTMAS! 199
- I HAVE A PRESENT 200
FOR YOU. 201
- PRESENT? 202
COME ON IN! 203
- OH, THANK YOU, PEE-WEE. 204
- OOH! 205
- WHOO! 206
- THANK YOU, EVERYONE. 207
WELL, AREN'T YOU 208
GOING TO SAY ANYTHING 209
ABOUT MY NEW HAIRDO? 210
- OH, WOW! 211
IT'S REALLY CHRISTMASY! 212
WHAT'S THAT PLANT 213
HANGING OFF IT? 214
- IT'S MISTLETOE, PEE-WEE. 215
YOU'RE ALWAYS SUPPOSED 216
TO KISS SOMEONE 217
WHEN THEY STAND 218
UNDERNEATH THE MISTLETOE. 219
THIS WAY, I'M ASSURED 220
OF HUNDREDS 221
AND HUNDREDS 222
OF KISSES FROM EVERYONE! 223
- STAND OVER HERE. 224
- COME OVER HERE! 225
- OVER HERE. 226
- COME OVER HERE AND GIVE US 227
A BIG, WET KISS. 228
Both: HA HA HA HA HA! 229
- DON'T WORRY. 230
THERE'S ENOUGH OF ME 231
FOR EVERYONE. 232
- SO, UH, EXCUSE ME, 233
MISS YVONNE, BUT 234
BEFORE YOU GO MAKING OUT 235
WITH EVERYONE 236
IN THE PLAYHOUSE, 237
HOW ABOUT FORKING OVER 238
THE GIFT? 239
- HERE YOU GO, PEE-WEE. 240
- WOW! 241
IT'S REALLY HEAVY. 242
WHAT IS IT, 243
A GOLD BRICK? 244
- NO, BUT IT'S JUST 245
AS PRICELESS. 246
IT'S MY VERY OWN 247
SPECIAL HOMEMADE 248
CHRISTMAS FRUITCAKE! 249
- FRUITCAKE? 250
- MM-HMM. 251
- MMM. 252
HEH HEH. 253
[CLUNK CLUNK 254
CLUNK CLUNK] 255
HA HA! 256
THANKS, MISS YVONNE! 257
- YOU'RE WELCOME, PEE-WEE. 258
- OH! I HAVE A PRESENT 259
FOR YOU, TOO. 260
IT'S PERFUME. 261
EAU DE PEE-WEE. 262
- MMM! 263
IT SMELLS 264
JUST LIKE YOU. 265
THANK YOU, PEE-WEE. 266
- YOU'RE WELCOME. 267
- DAH... HEY, MISS YVONNE, 268
COME STAND OVER ME. 269
- OH, COMING, 270
FLOORY, DARLING! 271
- WELL, I BETTER GO PUT 272
THIS BRICK-- 273
I MEAN FRUITCAKE-- 274
IN THE REFRIGERATOR 275
BEFORE IT GETS 276
ANY HARDER. 277
[CLUNK] 278
HEH HEH! 279
WHOOP. 280
AHH. 281
[CLUNK] 282
UGH! UGH! UGH! 283
- MERRY CHRISTMAS! 284
- OHH! 285
- OHH! 286
- HUH? 287
OHH. 288
- FRUITCAKE! 289
UGH! 290
[CLUNKING] 291
[TELEPHONE RINGS] 292
I'LL GET IT! 293
I'LL GET IT! 294
[RINGING] 295
MERRY CHRISTMAS! 296
PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE. 297
PEE-WEE SPEAKING. 298
- HI, PEE-WEE. 299
MERRY CHRISTMAS. 300
I WAS JUST CALLING 301
TO SEE IF I COULD BE 302
ON YOUR CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. 303
- I'M AWFULLY SORRY, 304
WHOOPI, 305
BUT I'VE ALREADY BOOKED 306
TOO MANY STARS AS IT IS. 307
- OH. 308
WELL, HOW ABOUT 309
NEXT CHRISTMAS? 310
- NEXT YEAR'S SPECIAL 311
IS ALREADY BOOKED, TOO. 312
I MIGHT BE ABLE 313
TO SQUEEZE YOU INTO 314
THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 315
2 YEARS FROM NOW. 316
- 2 YEARS FROM NOW? 317
OH, OK, 318
THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 319
WOULD YOU DO THAT? 320
- I'M NOT PROMISING YOU 321
ANYTHING NOW, WHOOPI. 322
- WELL, OF COURSE 323
I UNDERSTAND THAT, PEE WEE. 324
BUT I APPRECIATE THIS, 325
YOU KNOW-- 326
THAT YOU'RE 327
THINKING OF ME AND EVERYTHING. 328
AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY 329
MERRY CHRISTMAS, 330
AND I'LL SEE YOU 331
IN 2 YEARS. 332
- MAYBE. 333
- YEAH, RIGHT, MAYBE. 334
BYE. 335
- BYE! 336
- HEY, PEE-WEE, 337
NOW IT'S TIME 338
FOR SOME CHRISTMAS FUN 339
WITH ME. 340
- OK, MAGIC SCREEN, 341
HERE I COME! 342
- OHH! 343
- ♪ CONNECT 344
THE CHRISTMAS DOTS ♪ 345
♪ FA LA LA LA ♪ 346
♪ CONNECT 347
THE CHRISTMAS DOTS ♪ 348
♪ FA LA LA LA ♪♪ 349
HA HA! 350
HEY, IT'S 351
A SLEIGH! 352
JUST LIKE SANTA'S! 353
HA HA! 354
OH! 355
LOOK! 356
IT'S MAGIC JOHNSON. 357
- HI, PEE-WEE. 358
- HI, MAGIC. 359
WHAT'RE YOU DOING 360
IN THE MAGIC SCREEN? 361
- THE MAGIC SCREEN 362
AND I ARE COUSINS. 363
- CAN I GIVE YOU A LIFT? 364
- THANKS. 365
LOOK, PEE-WEE! 366
THERE'S A POLAR BEAR! 367
- OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK. 368
- [GRRR] 369
- AAH! 370
- AAH! 371
AAH! 372
AAH! 373
- AAH! 374
- OH, NO! 375
- OH! 376
- OH! 377
- OH! 378
- OH! AAH! 379
- WATCH OUT! 380
WATCH OUT! 381
- AAH! OHH! 382
- WHOAH! 383
- AAH! 384
OH, NO, AAH! 385
SEE YOU, MAGIC! 386
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, 387
PEE-WEE! 388
- OHH! 389
- GOTCHA! 390
- THANKS, CHAIRRY. 391
WHERE WOULD I BE 392
WITHOUT YOU? 393
- ON THE FLOOR. 394
HA HA HA! 395
- HA HA, CHAIRRY. 396
YOU CRACKED YOURSELF UP! 397
- DO YOU THINK 398
WE SHOULD START 399
DECORATING THE PLAYHOUSE 400
FOR CHRISTMAS? 401
- DECORATIONS? 402
OH, NO! 403
I WAS SO BUSY MAKING UP 404
MY LIST 405
FOR SANTA CLAUS, 406
I COMPLETELY FORGOT. 407
NOW WE DON'T HAVE 408
ANY DECORATIONS, 409
'CAUSE I WAS ONLY 410
THINKING OF MYSELF. 411
CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME 412
WE SHOULD BE THINKING 413
OF WHAT WE CAN DO 414
FOR OTHERS. 415
I WISH I HADN'T 416
BEEN SO SELFISH. 417
- WISH? 418
DID SOMEBODY SAY WISH? 419
- I DID, JAMBI. 420
I FORGOT TO GET DECORATIONS 421
FOR THE PLAYHOUSE. 422
THINK YOU COULD 423
HELP ME OUT. 424
- SURE, PEE-WEE. 425
IS THAT WHAT YOU'D 426
LIKE TO WISH FOR? 427
- WELL, NOT REALLY. 428
I'D LIKE 429
TO USE MY WISH LATER 430
FOR SOMETHING 431
REALLY SPECIAL. 432
I WAS KIND OF HOPING 433
MAYBE YOU'D GIVE ME 434
AN EXTRA WISH. 435
- AN EXTRA WISH? 436
YOU WANT 437
AN EXTRA WISH? 438
WHAT DO YOU THINK 439
THIS IS, CHRISTMAS? 440
- YEAH. 441
- OH. 442
OH, OK. 443
THEN REPEAT 444
AFTER ME IN JAMBESE. 445
MEKKA LEKKA HI, 446
MEKKA HINEY HO. 447
- MEKKA LEKKA HI, 448
MEKKA HINEY HO. 449
- MEKKA LEKKA HI, 450
MEKKA HO HO HO. 451
- MEKKA LEKKA HI, 452
MEKKA HO HO HO. 453
- THE WISH IS GRANTED. 454
LONG LIVE JAMBI. 455
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 456
JAMBI, YOU OUTDID 457
YOURSELF! 458
- SEASONS GREETINGS. 459
- HEY, PEE-WEE, HERE COMES 460
REBA THE MAIL LADY! 461
- HI, REBA! 462
- HI, PEE-WEE. 463
- MERRY CHRISTMAS. 464
- MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU. 465
WOW! THE PLAYHOUSE 466
SURE DOES LOOK FESTIVE. 467
HOW'S THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 468
GOING? 469
- GREAT, I THINK. 470
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT 471
SO FAR? 472
OH, WELL, 473
SAME TO YOU. 474
HMM. 475
- PEE-WEE, I GOT A COUPLE 476
OF BAGS OF CHRISTMAS CARDS 477
FOR THE PLAYHOUSE 478
AND...HEH HEH HEH... 479
HERE IS A PRESENT 480
FROM ME TO YOU. 481
THANKS, REBA. 482
- WHAT IS IT? 483
- IT'S A FRUITCAKE. 484
- OH, A FRUITCAKE. 485
HOW THOUGHTFUL. 486
OH, I HAVE SOMETHING 487
FOR YOU, TOO. 488
- OOH. 489
- BRAND-NEW CHRISTMAS LIST 490
TO ADD TO THE OLD ONE 491
FOR SANTA CLAUS. 492
- PEE-WEE, HOW IS SANTA 493
SUPPOSED TO GET ALL OF THIS 494
DOWN THAT 495
LITTLE CHIMNEY? 496
- I ALREADY 497
THOUGHT OF THAT. 498
I'M HAVING 499
THE CHIMNEY EXPANDED. 500
I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE 501
FOR YOU, TOO. 502
- OOH. 503
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, REBA. 504
- OH, THANKS, PEE-WEE. 505
OH, I DIDN'T... 506
- THEY'RE PRESS-ON NAILS. 507
- WHY ARE THEY SO BIG? 508
- BECAUSE THEY'RE 509
TOENAILS. 510
- OH... 511
RIGHT... 512
I SEE. 513
OH, OH. 514
THAT REMINDS ME. 515
UH, OK, Y'ALL, 516
BRING IT IN. 517
SOMEBODY SENT YOU 518
SOMETHING GIGANTIC. 519
OOH, EASY. 520
- I HOPE IT'S NOT 521
A FRUITCAKE. 522
- OK, PEE-WEE. 523
- IT'S GRACE JONES! 524
- WAIT A MINUTE. 525
YOU'RE NOT 526
THE PRESIDENT. 527
YOU'RE PEE-WEE HERMAN! 528
- DUH! 529
- THIS PACKAGE WAS 530
SUPPOSED TO GO 531
TO THE WHITE HOUSE, 532
NOT THE PLAYHOUSE. 533
- SORRY, GRACE. 534
BACK IN THE BOX. 535
- SINCE I'M ALREADY HERE, 536
WOULD YOU MIND 537
IF I SANG A SONG? 538
- NO, GO RIGHT AHEAD. 539
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING 540
FOR, CHRISTMAS? 541
[MUSIC PLAYING] 542
- ♪ COME, THEY TOLD ME ♪ 543
♪ PA RUM PA PA PUM ♪ 544
♪ A NEWBORN KING TO SEE ♪ 545
♪ PA RUM PA PA PUM ♪ 546
♪ I PLAYED 547
MY SONG FOR HIM ♪ 548
♪ PA RUM PA PA PUM ♪ 549
♪ I PLAYED MY BEST FOR HIM ♪ 550
♪ PA RUM PA PA PUM ♪ 551
♪ RUM PA PA PUM ♪ 552
♪ RA PA PA PUM ♪ 553
♪ AND THEN HE SMILED AT ME ♪ 554
♪ PA RUM PA PA PUM ♪ 555
♪ ME AND MY DRUM ♪ 556
♪ ME AND MY DRUM ♪♪ 557
- HEY! 558
[CHEERING] 559
SHE WAS AMAZING! 560
AMAZING, GRACE! 561
- WELCOME BACK TO MY COOL 562
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. 563
I'M WITH MY 564
SPECIAL GUESTS-- 565
FRANKIE AVALON 566
AND ANNETTE FUNICELLO. 567
HA HA! WHAT ARE 568
YOU GUYS DOING? 569
- WE'RE MAKING CHRISTMAS CARDS 570
WITH PTERRI AND GLOBEY. 571
- I'M USING 572
THE STENCIL PROCESS. 573
THE STENCIL I'M USING 574
LOOKS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE. 575
I LAY IT ON THE CARD, 576
DIP MY TOOTHBRUSH 577
IN GREEN PAINT, 578
AND BRUSH IT 579
ON THIS PIECE OF SCREEN. 580
LOOK. 581
ISN'T THIS PRETTY? 582
- YEAH! 583
I HOPE YOU REMEMBER 584
TO WASH THAT TOOTHBRUSH 585
BEFORE YOU BRUSH 586
YOUR TEETH, THOUGH. 587
- OH. 588
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 589
- HA HA! HA HA! 590
AND WHAT ARE YOU 591
MAKING, FRANKIE? 592
- I'M MAKING CARDS 593
OUT OF A POTATO. 594
- WHAT? 595
- WELL, YOU SEE, 596
FIRST I KIND OF CUT 597
A CANDY CANE SHAPE 598
OUT OF THE POTATO 599
LIKE THIS. 600
THEN I SIMPLY DIP IT 601
INTO SOME RED PAINT, 602
JUST LIKE THAT. 603
AND THEN I PRINT IT 604
ONTO SOME PAPER. 605
AND LOOK. 606
A CANDY CANE. 607
SEE? 608
- HMM. 609
POTATOEY. 610
- I HOPE YOU DON'T FORGET 611
TO WASH THAT POTATO 612
BEFORE YOU EAT IT. 613
HA HA! HA HA! 614
- ALL RIGHT! 615
I'M GOING TO HAVE 616
TO SEPARATE YOU TWO. 617
NOW, GET 618
BACK TO WORK. 619
I NEED 500 OF EACH 620
OF THOSE BY SUNDOWN. 621
HA HA! HA HA! 622
HA HA HA! 623
- 500? 624
- HA HA HA-- 625
[HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS] 626
CHER, WHAT ARE YOU 627
DOING HERE? 628
- OH, PEE-WEE, 629
I JUST CAME BY 630
TO SEE WHAT TODAY'S 631
SECRET WORD IS. 632
- SECRET WORD. 633
I COMPLETELY FORGOT. 634
CONKY, CHER 635
WOULD LIKE TO KNOW 636
WHAT TODAY'S SECRET WORD IS? 637
- S-S-S-SURE, 638
CH-CH-CHER. 639
[THUMPING TO BEAT] 640
- TODAY'S SECRET WORD 641
IS... YEAR. 642
NOW, YOU ALL KNOW 643
WHAT TO DO 644
WHENEVER ANYONE 645
SAYS THE SECRET WORD, 646
RIGHT, CHER? 647
- AAH! 648
- THAT'S RIGHT! 649
FOR THE REST 650
OF THE DAY, 651
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS 652
THE SECRET WORD, 653
SCREAM REAL LOUD. 654
READY? 655
LET'S TRY IT. 656
SO, UH, CHER, 657
ARE YOU HAVING A NICE 658
CHRISTMAS SO FAR? 659
- OH, YEAH, PEE-WEE. 660
CHRISTMAS IS MY FAVORITE 661
TIME OF YEAR. 662
- [PEE-WEE SCREAMING, 663
BELLS RINGING] 664
- AAH! 665
- AAH! 666
THAT WAS SO COOL, CHER. 667
THANK YOU 668
FOR SHARING. 669
- YOU'RE WELCOME, PEE-WEE. 670
AND, PEE-WEE, 671
SEE YOU NEXT-- 672
YEAR. 673
- AAH! 674
- AAH! 675
- AAH! 676
- AAH! 677
- AAH! 678
HA HA! 679
HA HA HA! 680
THAT WAS CHER! 681
CHER WAS RIGHT THERE... 682
IN THE SAME ROOM 683
AS MY CHAIR. 684
I HOPE I DIDN'T STARE. 685
OH, WELL... 686
I DON'T CARE. 687
HA HA! 688
- All: PEE-WEE, 689
THE KING 690
OF CARTOONS IS COMING! 691
- YAY! 692
- YAY! 693
- HAPPY HOLIDAY, 694
EVERYONE! 695
PEE-WEE, I BROUGHT 696
YOU A PRESENT. 697
- IT ISN'T A FRUITCAKE, 698
IS IT? 699
- NO! 700
- PHEW! 701
- IT'S 2 FRUITCAKES! 702
- OH, WELL, UH... 703
- LET THE CARTOON-- 704
- OH, EXCUSE ME, 705
YOUR MAJESTY. 706
WOULD YOU MIND 707
IF I SAID IT, 708
JUST THIS ONCE? 709
- BE MY GUEST, 710
ANNETTE. 711
- I'VE ALWAYS WANTED 712
TO DO THIS. 713
LET THE CARTOON BEGIN! 714
- SURE, BUT I WOULDN'T TRY IT 715
WITH A BAR OF SOAP! 716
[BELL DINGS] 717
- LOOK, IT'S 718
JOAN RIVERS! 719
- HI, PEE-WEE. 720
HI, ANNETTE. 721
HI, KING. 722
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYBODY! 723
- All: MERRY CHRISTMAS, JOAN! 724
[MUSIC PLAYING] 725
- [CRYING] 726
- HA HA HA! 727
HA HA HA! 728
[HUMMING] 729
[HUMMING] 730
HA HA! 731
MMM! 732
HA HA! 733
HA! 734
HA HA HA! 735
TAKE IT, YEAH, WE'LL TRY IT. 736
AH HA, THAT'S GOOD! 737
HA HA! 738
YA HA HA HA HA! 739
[HUMMING] 740
HA HA HA HA! 741
[BELL RINGING] 742
HA HA HA! 743
[WHIRR] 744
- COME ON, GIDDYAP! 745
OH, BOY! 746
HA HA HA! 747
[MUSIC ENDING] 748
- HI, EVERYBODY. 749
PEE-WEE'S NOT HERE 750
RIGHT NOW... 751
SO NOW... 752
IT'S THE BILLY BALONEY 753
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! 754
HA HA HA! 755
STARRING ME--BILLY BALONEY! 756
NOW, I'D LIKE TO SING 757
A LITTLE SONG 758
FOR ALL MY ADORING FANS. 759
♪ ME ME ME 760
ME ME ME ♪♪ 761
OK, BILLY, 762
I'M BACK NOW! 763
NO! 764
GO AWAY! 765
I WANT TO SING! 766
I'M SORRY, 767
BILLY. 768
NOT AS SORRY AS ME, 769
PEE-WEE. 770
WELL, SORRY, BILLY. 771
MAYBE NEXT YEAR. 772
- AAH! 773
- AAH! 774
- AAH! 775
- AAH! 776
- WEATHER ALERT. 777
WEATHER ALERT. 778
IT'S STARTING 779
TO SNOW. 780
- IT'S SNOWING! 781
- IT'S SNOWING, SNOWING! 782
- IT'S SNOWING! 783
IT'S SNOWING! 784
- IT'S SNOWING. 785
- IT'S SNOW-O-O-O-ING! 786
- YAY! 787
- IT'S SNOWING! 788
IT'S SNOWING! 789
IT'S SNOWING! 790
IT'S SNOWING! 791
IT'S SNOWING! 792
IT'S SNOWING! 793
IT'S SNOWING! 794
IT'S SNOWING! 795
DID I MENTION 796
IT WAS SNOWING? 797
LET'S GO OUT 798
AND PLAY IN THE SNOW! 799
- Both: GREAT! LET'S GO! 800
- HA HA HA HA! 801
DID WE FINISH MAKING 802
ALL THOSE 803
CHRISTMAS CARDS, 804
FRANK, ANNETTE? 805
I'M SORRY, 806
THEN YOU'LL HAVE 807
TO STAY INSIDE 808
UNTIL YOU FINISH. 809
IT'S SNOWING! 810
IT'S SNOWING! 811
- YEAH, BUT-- 812
- NO! 813
SNOW! 814
SNOW! 815
HA HA HA. 816
AAH, YELLOW SNOW! 817
HA HA HA HA. 818
WATCH. I'M GOING TO 819
MAKE A SNOW ANGEL. 820
LOOK. I MADE AN ANGEL 821
IN THE SNOW. 822
HA HA. 823
IF YOU DON'T HAVE 824
ANY SNOW AT YOUR HOUSE, 825
JUST USE 20 POUNDS 826
OF COCONUT SHAVINGS. 827
HA HA HA. 828
NOW I'M GOING TO MAKE 829
MYSTERY TRACKS IN THE SNOW. 830
YOU JUST WALK 831
THROUGH THE SNOW. 832
♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪♪ 833
- Cowboy Curtis: 834
HEY, PEE-WEE! 835
- OVER HERE, 836
COWBOY CURTIS! 837
JUST FOLLOW MY FOOTSTEPS 838
IN THE SNOW! 839
HA HA. 840
- HEY. 841
WHERE'D HE GO? 842
- BOO! 843
- AAH! 844
HA HA HA HA HA. 845
- I FOOLED YOU WITH MY 846
MYSTERY TRACKS 847
IN THE SNOW. 848
- YOU SURE DID, 849
PEE-WEE. 850
WHOO, MYSTERIOUS. 851
- HA HA HA. 852
[MUSIC PLAYING] 853
- HEY, HEY, 854
LISTEN, PEE-WEE. 855
YOU HEAR THAT? 856
- YEAH. IT'S 857
THE HEAVENLY INTONATIONS 858
OF THE DEL RUBIO 859
TRIPLETS. 860
- ♪ SLEIGH BELLS RING ♪ 861
♪ ARE YOU LISTENING? ♪ 862
♪ IN THE LANE, 863
SNOW IS GLISTENING ♪ 864
♪ A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT, 865
WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT ♪ 866
♪ WALKING IN 867
A WINTER WONDERLAND ♪ 868
♪ GONE AWAY IS THE BLUEBIRD ♪ 869
♪ HERE TO STAY 870
IS A NEW BIRD ♪ 871
♪ HE SINGS A LOVE SONG 872
AS WE GO ALONG ♪ 873
♪ WALKING IN 874
A WINTER WONDERLAND ♪ 875
♪ IN THE MEADOW WE CAN 876
BUILD A SNOWMAN ♪ 877
♪ THEN PRETEND 878
THAT HE IS PARSON BROWN ♪ 879
♪ HE'LL SAY, 880
"ARE YOU MARRIED?" ♪ 881
♪ WE'LL SAY "NO, MAN, ♪ 882
♪ BUT YOU CAN DO THE JOB 883
WHEN YOU'RE IN TOWN" ♪ 884
♪ LATER ON 885
WE'LL CONSPIRE ♪ 886
♪ AS WE DREAM BY THE FIRE ♪ 887
♪ TO FACE UNAFRAID 888
THE PLANS THAT WE MADE ♪ 889
♪ WALKING IN A WINTER 890
WONDERLAND ♪ 891
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 892
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 893
♪ A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT, 894
WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT ♪ 895
♪ WALKING IN A WINTER 896
WONDERLAND ♪ 897
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 898
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 899
♪ TO FACE UNAFRAID 900
THE PLANS THAT WE MADE ♪ 901
♪ WALKING IN A WINTER 902
WONDERLAND ♪♪ 903
- UHH, HA. 904
HA HA. 905
HA HA HA. 906
VOILà. 907
A SNOWMAN. 908
- HA HA. 909
YOU KNOW, PEE-WEE, 910
THEY SAY IF YOU STARE 911
AT A SNOWMAN LONG ENOUGH, 912
HE'LL COME TO LIFE. 913
- WHY DON'T YOU 914
TAKE A PICTURE? 915
IT'LL LAST LONGER. 916
- AAH! 917
- WHOAH! 918
- OOH MY! 919
OOH! 920
- HA HA HA HA HA. 921
- GOOD. THAT'S GOOD, 922
LITTLE RICHARD. 923
- HEY, IT'S LITTLE RICHARD 924
ON ICE. 925
HA HA. 926
HI, LITTLE RICHARD. 927
HOW'S IT GOING? 928
- HI, PEE-WEE. 929
WHAAAA! 930
WOOH, WOOH, WOOH! 931
AAH! WOOH! WOOH! 932
GREAT GOSH ALMIGHTY. 933
- LITTLE RICHARD, 934
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 935
- OH, YOU KNOW ME, 936
PEE-WEE. 937
I ALWAYS FALL DOWN, 938
BUT I GET RIGHT BACK UP 939
AND TRY AGAIN. 940
IF AT FIRST 941
YOU DON'T SUCCEED, 942
YOU KNOW 943
WHAT THEY SAY. 944
YOU TRY, YOU TRY, 945
AND YOU TRY. 946
AAH! 947
EXCEPT ICE SKATING. 948
I GIVE UP. I QUIT. 949
OHH, OHH, OHH. 950
IF GOD HAD WANTED ME 951
TO ICE SKATE, 952
I WOULD'VE BEEN 953
BORN WITH SKINNY FEET 954
AND A LITTLE HEAD. OOH. 955
- LOOKS PRETTY SIMPLE 956
TO ME. 957
- THINK SO? 958
THEN YOU TRY. 959
- ALL RIGHT. 960
- WOW. 961
[INDISTINCT CHATTER] 962
- OOH, WOW, 963
GOSH, PEE-WEE. 964
THAT'S INCREDIBLE. 965
HOW DID 966
YOU DO THAT? 967
- WELL, YOU KNOW, 968
LITTLE RICHARD, 969
ICE SKATING IS LIKE 970
A LOT OF THINGS. 971
YOU JUST 972
HAVE TO PRACTICE. 973
- WAS THAT ALL RIGHT, 974
PEE-WEE? 975
- UH, YES. 976
THANK YOU, HANS. 977
- OH, PEE-WEE. 978
- HI, EVERYBODY. 979
WELCOME BACK 980
TO THE SHOW. 981
R-R-R-R-R-R-R. 982
WE'RE JUST WARMING UP 983
FROM BEING OUT IN THE COLD 984
BY SIPPING 985
SOME HOT CHOCOLATE. 986
AHH. 987
- All: MMM, CHOCOLATEY. 988
HA HA HA. 989
AND NOW PLEASE WELCOME 990
OUR SPECIAL CHRISTMAS GUEST, 991
K.D. LANG. 992
[MUSIC PLAYING] 993
- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. 994
♪ OH, JINGLE BELL ♪ 995
♪ JINGLE BELL, 996
JINGLE BELL ROCK ♪ 997
♪ JINGLE BELL SWING 998
AND JINGLE BELLS RING ♪ 999
♪ SNOWIN' AND BLOWIN' 1000
AND BUSHELS OF FUN ♪ 1001
♪ NOW JINGLE BELL 1002
HOP'S BEGUN, I SAID ♪ 1003
♪ JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL, 1004
JINGLE BELL ROCK ♪ 1005
♪ JINGLE BELL CHIMES 1006
IN JINGLE BELL TIME ♪ 1007
♪ DANCING AND PRANCING 1008
IN JINGLE BELL SQUARE ♪ 1009
♪ IN THE FROSTY AIR ♪ 1010
♪ WHAT A BRIGHT TIME, 1011
IT'S THE RIGHT TIME ♪ 1012
♪ TO ROCK THE NIGHT AWAY ♪ 1013
♪ JINGLE BELL TIME ♪ 1014
♪ IS A SWELL TIME ♪ 1015
♪ TO GO RIDING 1016
IN A ONE-HORSE SLEIGH ♪ 1017
♪ GIDDYAP, JINGLE HORSE, 1018
PICK UP YOUR FEET ♪ 1019
♪ JINGLE AROUND THE CLOCK ♪ 1020
♪ MIX AND A-MINGLIN' 1021
A-JINGLIN' FEET ♪ 1022
♪ THAT'S THE 1023
JINGLE BELL ROCK ♪ 1024
♪ JINGLE BELL TIME 1025
IS SUCH A SWELL TIME ♪ 1026
♪ TO GO GLIDING 1027
IN A ONE-HORSE SLEIGH ♪ 1028
♪ YOU KNOW 1029
WHAT I MEAN, EH? ♪ 1030
♪ OH, GIDDYAP, JINGLE HORSE ♪ 1031
♪ PICK UP YOUR FEET ♪ 1032
♪ JINGLE AROUND THE CLOCK ♪ 1033
♪ MIX AND A-MINGLIN' 1034
A-JINGLIN' FEET ♪ 1035
♪ THAT'S THE JINGLE BELL, 1036
THAT'S THE JINGLE BELL ♪ 1037
♪ THAT'S THE 1038
JINGLE BELL ROCK... ♪♪ 1039
OH, WHAT'S 1040
A MATTER YOU? 1041
- YAY! 1042
ENCORE! 1043
[CHEERING] 1044
- K.D. LANG, 1045
I MUST RELATE, 1046
YOUR CHRISTMAS SONG 1047
WAS REALLY GREAT. 1048
- OH, THANKS, YOU GUYS. 1049
DIRTY DOG, 1050
YOU'RE SUCH A CUTE PUP, 1051
THANKS, YOU GUYS, 1052
FOR BACKING ME UP. 1053
- YOU'RE WELCOME, K.D. 1054
THAT'S WHY 1055
WE'RE HERE. 1056
- THAT WAS THE MOST FUN 1057
I'VE HAD ALL YEAR. 1058
- AAH! 1059
- AAH! 1060
- AAH! 1061
- AAH! 1062
- AAH! 1063
- HA HA, YEAH! 1064
- HA HA. 1065
- HEY, PEE-WEE, 1066
WHAT YOU DOING? 1067
HANGING UP 1068
THE LAUNDRY? 1069
- NO, RANDY. 1070
I'M HANGING UP ALL 1071
THE CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS. 1072
- AND SANTA CLAUS IS 1073
GOING TO COME AND 1074
FILL THEM UP WITH 1075
CHRISTMAS TREATS. 1076
- THERE'S NO SUCH THING 1077
AS SANTY CLAUS. 1078
- YES, THERE IS, TOO, 1079
A SANTA CLAUS. 1080
- NO, THERE AIN'T. 1081
- IS SO. 1082
- IS NOT. 1083
- IS SO. 1084
- IS NOT. 1085
- PEE-WEE, RANDY SAYS 1086
THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS. 1087
- RANDY, PLEASE STOP 1088
TEASING PTERRI. 1089
- WELL, I DON'T BELIEVE 1090
IN NO SANTY CLAUS. 1091
- FINE. 1092
I'LL JUST TAKE DOWN 1093
YOUR STOCKING, THEN. 1094
- HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 1095
LET'S NOT 1096
BE HASTY HERE. 1097
WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD 1098
AND HANG IT UP ANYWAY? 1099
JUST FOR DECORATION, 1100
YOU UNDERSTAND. 1101
- SURE, I UNDERSTAND. 1102
JUST FOR DECORATION. 1103
HA HA. 1104
ALL THE STOCKINGS WERE HUNG 1105
BY THE CHIMNEY WITH CARE, 1106
AND I HOPE EVERYTHING 1107
ON MY LIST WILL BE THERE. 1108
- WHERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS 1109
STOCKING, PEE-WEE? 1110
- I ALMOST FORGOT. 1111
HMM, HMM, HMM. 1112
- DO YOU THINK 1113
- YOUR STOCKING'S 1114
BIG ENOUGH. 1115
- I'M NOT FINISHED YET. 1116
HA HA. 1117
HERE'S THE LEFT ONE. 1118
- HEY, PEE-WEE, 1119
DO YOU KNOW 1120
WHAT TIME IT IS? 1121
- CHRISTMAS TIME! 1122
- THAT'S RIGHT, AND IT'S TIME 1123
FOR A PENNY CARTOON. 1124
HEE HEE HEE. 1125
- HELLO. MY NAME IS PENNY. 1126
CHRISTMAS. 1127
I LOVE CHRISTMAS. 1128
IN OUR OLD HOUSE WE HAD 1129
THIS ENORMOUS LIVING ROOM, 1130
ABOUT THE SIZE 1131
OF A BALLROOM, 1132
AND IT HAD THIS 1133
REALLY TALL CHRISTMAS TREE 1134
ABOUT FROM HERE 1135
TO THE CEILING. 1136
IT WAS SO ENORMOUS. 1137
WE HAD SO MANY ORNAMENTS, 1138
AND I LOVE IT. 1139
WHILE WE DECORATE 1140
THE TREE, WE WATCH OLD MOVIES 1141
LIKE ROAD TO MOROCCO, 1142
THE COMEDIES. 1143
YOU KNOW, 1144
THE ROAD TO MOROCCO 1145
WITH BOB HOPE 1146
AND, UM, WHAT'S IT CALLED? 1147
AND DOROTHY LAMOUR. 1148
I JUST LOVE HER EYES. 1149
WELL, WE ALWAYS GO, UM, 1150
OUT AND BUY ME A DRESS. 1151
[HONK HONK] 1152
YOU KNOW THOSE DRESSES 1153
THAT HAVE THE LONG SLEEVES 1154
OR THE SHORT SLEEVES, 1155
WHATEVER IT IS. 1156
AND IT GETS ALL SQUIGGLY HERE, 1157
AND THE BIG PUFF SKIRT. 1158
THAT'S WHAT I HAD. 1159
IT WAS THE MOST 1160
FASCINATING DRESS. 1161
I'VE NEVER SEEN IT 1162
IN A KID'S SIZE BEFORE. 1163
- THANKS, PENNY. 1164
THAT WAS REALLY SWELL. 1165
OH, HI, FRANKIE 1166
AND ANNETTE. 1167
HOW THOSE 1168
CHRISTMAS CARDS COMING? 1169
- WELL, 1170
I'M HUNGRY. 1171
- YEAH, 1172
AND I'M THIRSTY. 1173
- OH, OH, WELL, 1174
HERE'S SOME BREAD 1175
AND WATER. 1176
NOW GET BACK TO WORK! 1177
- YOO-HOO, 1178
PEE-WEE. 1179
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, COUNTESS. 1180
- MOO-RY CHRISTMAS. 1181
I BROUGHT YOU 1182
A PRESENT. 1183
- WHAT IS IT? 1184
- GUESS. 1185
- UH... 1186
IS IT A FRUITCAKE? 1187
- YES. HOW DID 1188
YOU KNOW? 1189
- LUCKY GUESS. 1190
I BROUGHT YOU 1191
A PRESENT, TOO. 1192
- OOH. 1193
A NEW BELL. 1194
LISTEN. 1195
[CHIMING WE WISH YOU 1196
A MERRY CHRISTMAS] 1197
- OH, PEE-WEE, 1198
IT'S MOO-VELOUS. 1199
WAIT UNTIL PRINCESS 1200
ZSA ZSA SEES IT. 1201
ZSA ZSA, 1202
OVER HERE, DEAR. 1203
- WELL, HELLO, 1204
CONTESSA, DARLING. 1205
I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU 1206
ALL OVER. 1207
ZSA ZSA, 1208
YOU REMEMBER PEE-WEE. 1209
OF COURSE. 1210
HELLO, PEE-WEE. 1211
KISS. MWA. 1212
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, 1213
DARLING. 1214
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, 1215
ZSA ZSA, DARLING. 1216
- PEE-WEE, 1217
I LOVE YOU. 1218
- THEN WHY DON'T YOU 1219
MARRY ME? 1220
- I LOVE YOU. 1221
MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1222
- MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1223
- WE'D BETTER 1224
GET MOO-VING. 1225
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, ZSA ZSA. 1226
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, 1227
COUNTESS. 1228
[BELL RINGING] 1229
I'LL GET IT. 1230
[RINGING, BUZZING, 1231
BEEPING] 1232
MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1233
PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE. 1234
PEE-WEE SPEAKING. 1235
- HI, PEE-WEE. 1236
MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1237
- DINAH, HOW'S YOUR COLD? 1238
- OH, ALL BETTER. 1239
I GOT A LITTLE SONG 1240
FOR YOU. LISTEN. 1241
[MUSIC PLAYING] 1242
♪ ON THE FIRST DAY 1243
OF CHRISTMAS ♪ 1244
♪ MY TRUE LOVE 1245
SENT TO ME ♪ 1246
♪ A PARTRIDGE 1247
IN A PEAR TREE ♪ 1248
♪ ON THE SECOND DAY 1249
OF CHRISTMAS ♪ 1250
♪ MY TRUE LOVE 1251
SENT TO ME... ♪ 1252
- HANG ON A MINUTE, DINAH. 1253
I'VE GOT ANOTHER CALL. 1254
- ♪ AND A PARTRIDGE 1255
IN A PEAR TREE ♪ 1256
♪ ON THE THIRD-- ♪♪ 1257
- HELLO. 1258
- HELLO. 1259
- PEE-WEE, 1260
IS THIS YOU? 1261
- WHO WANTS TO KNOW? 1262
- THIS IS 1263
OPRAH WINFREY. 1264
- HI. 1265
- HI. 1266
- HI. 1267
- I JUST WANTED 1268
TO SAY 1269
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU. 1270
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, OPRAH. 1271
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO 1272
CALL YOU BACK. 1273
I HAVE DINAH SHORE 1274
ON THE OTHER LINE. HA HA. 1275
- HA HA. 1276
- HA HA. 1277
- ♪ ON THE FIFTH DAY 1278
OF CHRISTMAS ♪ 1279
♪ MY TRUE LOVE 1280
SENT TO ME ♪ 1281
♪ 5 GOLDEN RINGS ♪ 1282
♪ 4 CALLING BIRDS, 1283
3 FRENCH HENS ♪ 1284
♪ 2 TURTLE DOVES ♪ 1285
♪ AND A PARTRIDGE 1286
IN A PEAR TREE... ♪ 1287
♪ ON THE SIXTH DAY 1288
OF CHRISTMAS ♪ 1289
♪ MY TRUE LOVE 1290
SENT TO ME ♪ 1291
♪ 6 GEESE A-LAYIN' ♪ 1292
♪ 5 GOLDEN RINGS... ♪ 1293
♪ 4 CALLING BIRDS, 1294
3 FRENCH HENS ♪ 1295
♪ 2 TURTLE DOVES ♪ 1296
♪ AND A PARTRIDGE 1297
IN A PEAR TREE ♪ 1298
♪ ON THE SEVENTH DAY 1299
OF CHRISTMAS ♪ 1300
♪ MY TRUE LOVE 1301
SENT TO ME ♪ 1302
♪ 7 SWANS A-SWIMMIN'... ♪ 1303
♪ 6 GEESE A-LAYIN' ♪ 1304
♪ 5 GOLDEN RINGS... ♪♪ 1305
- FELIZ NAVIDAD, 1306
PEE-WEE. 1307
- DO WHAT? 1308
- FELIZ NAVIDAD. 1309
THAT MEANS 1310
MERRY CHRISTMAS IN SPANISH. 1311
SAY IT. 1312
FELIZ NAVIDAD. 1313
- FELIZ NABLABLA. 1314
- FELIZ NAVIDAD. 1315
- FELIZ NABLABLA. 1316
- FELIZ NAVIDAD. 1317
- FELIZ NABLABLA. 1318
- RIGHT. CHILDREN IN MEXICO 1319
CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS 1320
BY BREAKING THE PIÑATA. 1321
- YOU GET TO BREAK THINGS 1322
FOR CHRISTMAS? 1323
- LOOK, PEE-WEE. 1324
I HUNG A PIÑATA 1325
FROM THE CEILING 1326
OF THE PLAYHOUSE. 1327
- IT'S FILLED 1328
WITH SWEETS AND TOYS. 1329
- HOW ARE WE GOING TO 1330
GET IT DOWN? 1331
- WELL, THAT'S 1332
THE FUN PART, PEE-WEE. 1333
I'M GOING 1334
TO BLINDFOLD YOU, 1335
AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO 1336
TRY TO BREAK IT OPEN 1337
WITH THIS STICK. 1338
- THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. 1339
NOW THE ONLY THING 1340
MISSING IS CHARO. 1341
- HIT IT, CONKY. 1342
[MUSIC PLAYING] 1343
♪ FELIZ NAVIDAD ♪ 1344
♪ FELIZ NAVIDAD ♪ 1345
♪ FELIZ NAVIDAD ♪ 1346
♪ PROSPERO AÑO 1347
Y FELICIDAD ♪ 1348
♪ FELIZ NAVIDAD ♪ 1349
♪ FELIZ NAVIDAD ♪ 1350
♪ FELIZ NAVIDAD ♪ 1351
♪ PROSPERO AÑO 1352
Y FELICIDAD ♪ 1353
♪ I WANT TO WISH YOU 1354
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ 1355
♪ I WANT TO WISH YOU 1356
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ 1357
♪ I WANT TO WISH YOU 1358
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ 1359
♪ FROM THE BOTTOM 1360
OF MY HEART ♪ 1361
♪ FELIZ NAVIDAD ♪ 1362
♪ FELIZ NAVIDAD ♪ 1363
♪ FELIZ NAVIDAD ♪ 1364
♪ PROSPERO AÑO 1365
Y FELICIDAD ♪ 1366
♪ I WANT TO WISH YOU 1367
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ 1368
♪ I WANT TO WISH YOU 1369
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ 1370
♪ I WANT TO WISH YOU 1371
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ 1372
♪ FROM THE BOTTOM 1373
OF MY HEART ♪ 1374
♪ I WANT TO WISH YOU 1375
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ 1376
♪ I WANT TO WISH YOU 1377
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ 1378
♪ I WANT TO WISH YOU 1379
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ 1380
♪ FROM THE BOTTOM ♪ 1381
♪ OF MY HEART ♪♪ 1382
AAOW! 1383
iFELIZ NAVIDAD! 1384
- THAT WAS REALLY 1385
BEAUTIFUL, CHARO. 1386
- THANK YOU, 1387
CHAIRRY. 1388
- CHAIRRY, CHARO. 1389
CHARO, CHAIRRY. 1390
- OH, GRACIAS, 1391
PEE-WEE. 1392
I'M SO HAPPY HERE. 1393
I MADE A VERY SPECIAL 1394
DISH FOR YOU. 1395
IT'S JUST 1396
FOR CHRISTMAS. 1397
IT'S DELICIOUS. 1398
IT'S VERY, VERY, 1399
VERY, VERY GOOD. 1400
IT'S CALLED 1401
PASTEL DE FRUTA. 1402
- MMM, SOUNDS GREAT. 1403
WHAT IS IT? 1404
- ¿COMO SE DICE PASTEL 1405
DE FRUTA EN ENGLES? 1406
I GOT IT. 1407
FRUITCAKE. 1408
- OH, FRUITCAKE. 1409
MY FAVORITE. 1410
MMM, THANKS, CHARO. 1411
I MEAN GRACIAS. 1412
- YOU WELCOME, 1413
PEE-WEE. 1414
FELIZ NAVIDAD 1415
Y PROSPERO 1416
AÑO NUEVO. 1417
- WHAT DOES AÑO MEAN? 1418
- OH, AÑO MEANS YEAR. 1419
- AAAAH! 1420
- AAAH! 1421
- AAH! GOOCHY GOOCHY. 1422
I LIKE IT. 1423
- BOY, I SURE HAVE GOTTEN 1424
A LOT OF FRUITCAKES 1425
FOR CHRISTMAS. 1426
- YOO-HOO. 1427
- COULD YOU USE 1428
ONE MORE? 1429
- HI, MRS. RENE. 1430
MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1431
- OH, I DON'T CELEBRATE 1432
CHRISTMAS, PEE-WEE. 1433
- YOU DON'T. WHY NOT? 1434
- BECAUSE I'M JEWISH. 1435
- YOU ARE? 1436
- AND PROUD OF IT. 1437
AT THIS TIME OF SEASON, 1438
JEWS ALL OVER THE WORLD 1439
CELEBRATE HANUKKAH-- 1440
THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS. 1441
- DO YOU STILL GET 1442
PRESENTS ON HANUKKAH? 1443
- HA. DO YOU GET PRESENTS 1444
ON HANUKKAH? 1445
WE EXCHANGE GIFTS 1446
FOR 8 NIGHTS IN A ROW. 1447
- WOW. 1448
- SO IN CASE I MISS YOU, 1449
HERE ARE 7 MORE 1450
FRUITCAKES. 1451
OH, I HAVE ONE MORE 1452
THING FOR YOU, PEE-WEE. 1453
- NO, NO. 1454
NO MORE FRUITCAKES. 1455
- NO, NO. THIS IS A TOY 1456
CALLED A DREIDEL. 1457
COME ON, EVERYBODY. 1458
IT'S THE HANUKKAH 1459
PORTION OF THE SHOW, 1460
AND WE'RE ALL GONNA SING 1461
THE DREIDEL SONG. 1462
JUST FOLLOW 1463
THE BOUNCING JAMBI HEAD. 1464
♪ DREIDEL, DREIDAL, DREIDAL ♪ 1465
♪ THEN DREIDAL, I WILL PLAY ♪♪ 1466
- [SQUAWK] 1467
[SQUAWK] 1468
- OHH. 1469
- [PANTING] 1470
- ARR? 1471
- HMM? AAH! 1472
- AYY! 1473
- AAH! 1474
- AAH! 1475
- UNH! 1476
- ARR! 1477
- UNH! 1478
- ARR! 1479
- MMM, YEAH. 1480
- YEAH. 1481
- MM, AH. 1482
- [YELP] 1483
- AAH! 1484
- PEE-WEE, WE'RE ALL FINISHED 1485
MAKING THE CHRISTMAS CARDS. 1486
- EXACTLY 1,000. 1487
- HMM, LET ME 1488
COUNT 'EM. 1489
HA HA HA HA. 1490
I'M JUST KIDDING. 1491
NOW YOU CAN START 1492
MAKING THE ENVELOPES. 1493
HA HA. HA HA HA. 1494
- ♪ 20 POUNDS OF FRUITCAKE, 1495
19 CD PLAYERS ♪ 1496
♪ 18 BAGS OF NACHOS, 1497
17 BODY BUILDERS... ♪♪ 1498
- WELCOME BACK. 1499
WE'RE JUST PUTTING 1500
THE FINISHING TOUCHES 1501
ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE. 1502
HERE, 1503
MISS YVONNE. 1504
- THANK YOU, 1505
PEE-WEE. 1506
HERE, 1507
COWBOY CURTIS. 1508
- WHY, THANK YOU, 1509
MISS YVONNE. 1510
HERE YOU GO, 1511
PTERRI. 1512
- THANK YOU, 1513
COWBOY CURTIS. OOH! 1514
OOH! OOOOH! OOH! 1515
UNH! 1516
- OK, OK, 1517
EVERYONE, COME ON. 1518
IT'S FINISHED. 1519
HA HA HO. HEH HEH. 1520
- OHH! OOH. 1521
OOH. 1522
[ELECTRIC SIZZLE] 1523
- OHH. 1524
- OHH. 1525
- HA HA HA HA HA. 1526
- RANDY! 1527
WHAT ARE YOU 1528
TRYING TO DO, 1529
RUIN OUR WHOLE 1530
CHRISTMAS? 1531
- CHRISTMAS? 1532
BAH, HUMBUG. 1533
CHRISTMAS IS JUST 1534
A COMMERCIAL EXPLOITATION 1535
FOR BIG BUSINESS 1536
TRYING TO CAPITALIZE 1537
ON CONSUMER GUILT. 1538
- I SUPPOSE YOU WOULD THINK 1539
OF IT THAT WAY, RANDY. 1540
SINCE YOU SEEM 1541
TO HAVE FORGOTTEN 1542
THE TRUE MEANING 1543
OF CHRISTMAS. 1544
- I DIDN'T FORGET. 1545
OH, WHAT IS IT? 1546
- MAGIC SCREEN, 1547
WILL YOU ASSIST ME? 1548
- SURE, PEE-WEE. 1549
THE TRUE MEANING 1550
OF CHRISTMAS 1551
IS THE CELEBRATION 1552
OF THE BIRTHDAY OF 1553
THE CHRIST CHILD. 1554
THERE WAS NO ROOM 1555
AT THE INN, 1556
SO JOSEPH AND MARY STOPPED 1557
TO REST AT A STABLE, 1558
AND THERE WERE 3 WISE MEN 1559
WHO FOLLOWED A BRIGHT, 1560
SHINING STAR INTO BETHLEHEM, 1561
WHERE THE LITTLE BABY LAY 1562
IN A MANGER, 1563
AND THEY BROUGHT HIM PRESENTS, 1564
AND ALL THE ANGELS SANG. 1565
- AND THAT IS THE TRUE 1566
MEANING OF CHRISTMAS. 1567
- GEE, I HAD CHRISTMAS 1568
ALL WRONG. 1569
THANKS FOR 1570
STRAIGHTENING ME OUT. 1571
- YOU'RE WELCOME, 1572
RANDY. 1573
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, 1574
PEE-WEE, 1575
AND HAVE A FRUITCAKE. 1576
HEE HEE HEE 1577
HEE HEE HEE HEE. 1578
- HEY, PEE-WEE, 1579
LOOK WHAT I GOT YOU. 1580
UH-OH. I GUESS 1581
YOU DON'T NEED 1582
ANOTHER ONE, HUH? 1583
- SURE, I DO. 1584
HA HA. 1585
- WHAT ARE YOU GOING 1586
TO DO WITH 1587
ALL THOSE FRUITCAKES, PEE-WEE? 1588
- I FOUND A GREAT 1589
USE FOR 'EM. 1590
LOOK, EVERYONE. 1591
A NEW WING 1592
TO THE PLAYHOUSE 1593
MADE ENTIRELY 1594
OF FRUITCAKES. 1595
- WHOA. 1596
- HERE'S 2 MORE 1597
FRUITCAKES, ROLAND. 1598
HA HA HA. 1599
- ♪ ON THE 500th 1600
DAY OF CHRISTMAS ♪ 1601
♪ MY TRUE LOVE 1602
SENT TO ME... ♪♪ 1603
- Pee-Wee: OK, COME ON, 1604
EVERYBODY. 1605
TIME TO SING 1606
SOME CHRISTMAS CAROLS, OK? 1607
READY? 1608
JINGLE BELLS. 1609
- ♪ JINGLE BELLS, 1610
JINGLE BELLS ♪ 1611
♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪ 1612
- IT CAME UPON 1613
A MIDNIGHT CLEAR. 1614
- ♪ IT CAME UPON ♪ 1615
♪ A MIDNIGHT CLEAR ♪ 1616
- DECK THE HALLS. 1617
- ♪ DECK THE HALLS 1618
WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪ 1619
♪ FA LA LA LA LA 1620
LA LA LA LA ♪ 1621
- O COME, ALL 1622
YE FAITHFUL. 1623
- ♪ O COME, 1624
ALL YE FAITHFUL ♪ 1625
- SLEIGH BELLS. 1626
- ♪ SLEIGH BELLS RING ♪ 1627
- NO, NO. 1628
SLEIGH BELLS. 1629
I HEAR REINDEER 1630
ON THE ROOF. 1631
DO YOU KNOW 1632
WHAT THAT MEANS? 1633
- YOU'VE HAD 1634
TOO MUCH EGGNOG. 1635
- NO, NO. IT MEANS 1636
GET OUT THE MILK 1637
AND COOKIES. HURRY! 1638
- HEY, LOOK. 1639
- Pterri: SANTY CLAUS. 1640
- HO HO HO. 1641
MERRY CHRISTMAS, 1642
EVERYBODY. 1643
- All: IT'S SANTA. 1644
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, 1645
SANTA. 1646
- SANTA! 1647
I KNEW YOU'D COME. 1648
HERE'S YOUR MILK 1649
AND COOKIES, 1650
JUST THE WAY 1651
YOU LIKE THEM. 1652
- MMM, COOKIES. 1653
- EH, BUT FIRST, 1654
DID YOU BRING ME 1655
ALL THE PRESENTS 1656
I ASKED YOU FOR? 1657
- WELL, YES, OF COURSE 1658
I DID, PEE-WEE. 1659
- WELL, THEN HELP YOURSELF. 1660
- BUT THERE IS ONE 1661
LITTLE PROBLEM. 1662
- WHAT PROBLEM? 1663
- WELL, YOUR CHRISTMAS 1664
LIST WAS SO BIG 1665
THAT I JUST DIDN'T 1666
HAVE ENOUGH PRESENTS 1667
FOR THE OTHER CHILDREN 1668
IN THE WORLD. 1669
- GEE, I'M AWFULLY SORRY 1670
TO HEAR THAT, SANTA. 1671
PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW 1672
IT ALL TURNS OUT. HA HA. 1673
- PEE-WEE. 1674
- PEE-WEE. 1675
- OH... 1676
OH... 1677
ALL RIGHT. 1678
WHICH PRESENTS 1679
DO YOU WANT, SANTA? 1680
- ALL OF THEM. 1681
- ALL OF THEM? 1682
ALL OF THEM? 1683
CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME 1684
WE SHOULD BE THINKING 1685
ABOUT WHAT WE CAN DO 1686
FOR OTHERS. 1687
WHAT WE CAN DO 1688
FOR OTHERS. 1689
FOR OTHERS, FOR OTHERS, 1690
FOR OTHERS. 1691
FOR OTHERS... 1692
FOR OTHERS... 1693
OK, YOU CAN HAVE 1694
ALL MY PRESENTS. 1695
- OH, AND THERE'S 1696
ONE OTHER THING 1697
THAT YOU CAN 1698
GIVE ME, TOO. 1699
- WHAT MORE 1700
DO YOU WANT, SANTA? 1701
- YOUR HELP IN DELIVERING 1702
THESE PRESENTS 1703
TO THE CHILDREN 1704
OF THE WORLD. 1705
- ME, SANTA'S HELPER? 1706
I CAN RIDE IN THE SLEIGH 1707
WITH YOU AND EVERYTHING? 1708
- THAT'S JUST ABOUT 1709
WHAT I HAD IN MIND. 1710
- THANK YOU, SANTA. 1711
YOU'RE THE BEST 1712
SANTA THERE IS. 1713
HA HA HA. 1714
- I KNOW YOU ARE, 1715
BUT WHAT AM I? 1716
- HA HA HA 1717
HA HA HA. 1718
BYE, EVERYBODY, 1719
AND THANKS FOR COMING 1720
TO MY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. 1721
- All: BYE, PEE-WEE. 1722
MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1723
- HEY, PEE-WEE, WHAT ABOUT 1724
THAT SPECIAL WISH? 1725
- MY WISH IS THAT 1726
THERE'S PEACE ON EARTH 1727
AND THAT EVERYBODY 1728
HAS THE VERY MERRIEST 1729
OF CHRISTMASES 1730
AND A HAPPY... 1731
NEW...YEAR! 1732
- AAH! 1733
- AAH! 1734
- AAH! 1735
- AAH! 1736
- AAH! 1737
- HEE HEE HEE! 1738
- Santa: HO HO HO! 1739
- Pee-Wee: WHEE. 1740
HA HA HA. 1741
MERRY CHRISTMAS, 1742
EVERYONE. HA HA HA. 1743
Pee-Wee: HA HA HA. 1744
- ♪ ON THE 12th DAY 1745
OF CHRISTMAS ♪ 1746
♪ MY TRUE LOVE 1747
SENT TO ME ♪ 1748
♪ 12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING, 1749
11 PIPERS PIPING ♪ 1750
♪ 10 LORDS A-LEAPING, 1751
9 LADIES DANCING ♪ 1752
♪ 8 MAIDS A-MILKING, 1753
7 SWANS A-SWIMMING ♪ 1754
♪ 6 GEESE A-LAYING, 1755
5 GOLDEN RINGS ♪ 1756
♪ 4 CALLING BIRDS... ♪ 1757
- ACCOMMODATIONS PROVIDED BY 1758
THE LOS ANGELES 1759
REGISTRY HOTEL. 1760
- ♪ PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR ♪ 1761
♪ TREE... ♪♪ 1762
PEE-WEE? 1763
PEE-WEE?